ego_sum

_Sonja.

alluringclamor:

That’s impressive pickpocketing.

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Stop worrying about your identity and concern yourself with the people you care about, ideas that matter to you, beliefs you can stand by, tickets you can run on. Intelligent humans make those choices with their brain and hearts and they make them alone. The world does not deliver meaning to you. You have to make it meaningful…and decide what you want and need and must do. It’s a tough, unimaginably lonely and complicated way to be in the world. But that’s the deal: you have to live; you can’t live by slogans, dead ideas, clichés, or national flags. Finding an identity is easy. It’s the easy way out.
Zadie Smith, On Beauty (via re-sonare)

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thelouisyears:

Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

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regretisfortheliving:

bowtiesarecool4:

This is deep, man

one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon

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meloetta:

*checks my bank account* why didn’t i reblog the money face

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kalimadevi:

I am yelling.

falloutbarbie:

if you say pop music is trash then im so sorry for you because singing out loud and dancing to an overplayed pop song with a bunch of your friends is such a fun thing to do and you’ll never do it to stay tru to ur punk attitude

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brucewaynesbutt:

my favorite scene in the whole tv history

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han-leia-solo:

a day in the life of han & leia

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buffybarnes:

people are always like “if I had a time machine, I’d go and visit medieval times” or some dumb shit like that. you know what I’d do if I had a time machine? young Harrison Ford.

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mmelolabelle:

DO NOT think of Obi Wan knowing that something is awfully wrong while he’s on Utapau, hours before Order 66

DO NOT think of Obi Wan walking into the Temple, seeing padawans, younglings (practically babies) with lightsaber wounds and the feeling of wrongness growing because it couldn’t be, Anakin wouldn’t

DO NOT think about Obi Wan Kenobi trying to hold himself together in front of Yoda, and trying to be the stoic Jedi Master he’s supposed to be as a security recording rips his heart out of his chest

DO NOT think of him tossing years of control and obedience to the wind, and saying how he would rather be dead than face what has happened, and refusing to kill Anakin, even after everything

DO NOT think of Yoda, Padme and even Vader being so sure that Obi Wan is going to kill him and Obi Wan knowing deep down that he can’t do it

DO NOT think about Obi Wan having the chance to end Vader and instead (collected, in-control Obi Wan) screaming out his betrayal

DO NOT think about Obi Wan only being able to respond to Vader’s hate with an “I loved you’

DO NOT think about how Obi Wan’s use of the past tense is a lie, and how Obi Wan Kenobi will always love Anakin Skywalker, long after the end

DO NOT think about how after everything, when he starts to burn Darth Vader still reaches out to Obi Wan Kenobi for help, and effort it took Obi Wan to turn away

DO NOT think about Obi Wan stumbling away with tears in his eyes as the person he loves most in the galaxy burns

DO NOT think about how years later, Obi Wan is still  physically, emotionally, or spiritually able to kill Darth Vader

DO NOT

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connrsollie:

why is it always the woman who has to see past the beast in the man? [x]

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theoceanempress:

cipollakate:

nickthepigeon:

stealing-your-wife:

espeoradar:

samarajournal:

paulichu:

adriofthedead:

zzdigital:

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”
“Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?”
“Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.”
“Like what?”
“I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?”
“Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?”
“…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”

“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”

“So like, my girlfriend got her period the other night, and let me tell you…”